I'm on my fourth bag this week. Bought two bags last weekend (it was on special, just $1.50) while my flatmate and my other friend gifted me with a bag each yesterday. They know how much I heart Cheese Supreme Doritos (I can wolf down a bag in a matter of minutes). Hell, I even have Doritos for breakfast sometimes.
I know that I have got to stop eating Doritos, but once you've been turned into a Doritos shlut, there's just no turning back [the accompanying theme song of this post is Chicago's equally cheesy (pun totally intended) Hard Habit to Break].
Incidentally, Doritos is a genetically-modified snack. I'm actually growing gills as we speak.
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